i long for a chick to do things with

September 10, 2007 - Leave a Response

I’m 19….20 Tommorow – 19

Hey whats up I’m Marvin and i’m currently in college trying to do me basically. I’m not gonna lie since my last relationship i long for a chick to do things with but if u wanna chill or anything like that holla at me

Just the role play, and dry humping.

August 25, 2007 - Leave a Response

ALIEN sissy fetish? – m4w – 23

I’m minding my own business one day, when suddenly, I’m kidnapped by aliens. The aliens, of course, intend to do all sorts of bizarre experiments on me… but, to their chagrin, I’m a MAN! Their teleporter must have malfunctioned!

The aliens are halfway back to Andromeda galaxy by the time they realize their mistake, so they can’t turn back — but they really needed a woman to do their tests. Instead of turning back, they opt to transform me into a woman!

I’m completely horrified by the transformation… but also extremely aroused. They tell me to dress up like a woman and dance and do all sorts of humiliating things. Then they strap me to their table and –

So, I’m looking for a FEMALE who would enjoy roleplaying in this capacity. Basically, it would involve you in the role of the alien. You would oversee my transformation (which involves some saran wrap, slutty clothes and a wig), and then would dry fuck me as hard as you can, calling me a filthy whore, etc.

No penetration. Just the role play, and dry humping.

but I would like to do something after you pass out

August 25, 2007 - Leave a Response

Need a place for 420? Drinking? – m4w

You need a place to do your 420? (Supply your own) But I have free alcohol for free you. You want a place to crash and pass out? I have it, but I would like to do something after you pass out, and there’ll be no penetration ;)

Send a pic if interested

BUTT FUCKING IN A MOVIE THEATRE

April 24, 2007 - Leave a Response

BUTT FUCKING IN A MOVIE THEATRE – m4w

LETS GO TO A MOVIE THAT STINKS AND SIT WAY IN THE BACK. YOU SIT ON MY LAP I MOVE YOUR PANITES YOU WEDGE MY COCK BETWEEN YOUR BUTT CHEEKS AND TAKE MY COCK ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE ROOT AND BOUNCE UP AND DOWN WHILE I PUSH UP TO GET DEEPER INTO YOUR ASS WHILE I MASSAGE YOUR TITS AND STROKE YOUR CLIT UNTIL WE BOTH CUM

ANY ONE INTERESTED?

I’m willing to buy a 6 pack of Budweiser for you dykes

April 18, 2007 - Leave a Response

Any of you dykes down to watch while I j/o in the corner? – w4w – 31

I’m willing to buy a 6 pack of Budweiser for you dykes that are willing to go at it in front of me while I jerk off and drink scotch and chain smoke cigarettes. Any help in this matter would be greatly appreciated. Sincerely, Guy in the front seat.

Generous Daddy looking for Christian Submissive Wife

April 4, 2007 - 8 Responses

Generous Daddy looking for Christian Submissive Wife – 47

Professional man seeking submissive christian wife who knows how to serve and that I am the master of the house and her purposefully design is to fulfill/quench my desires sexually, mentally, emotionally, intellectually and physically. When needed you will received loving discipline and emotional rewards. Be sane, ambitious, focused, attentive and a good listener. Be between 23-30 years of age. Nationality, ethnicity or country of origin not of interest.Be voluptuous with body parts being in proper proportion. Be clean. I will reciprocate your every need! Send pic with small bio of yourself. If this ad resonates with you, you are encouraged to respond!!

Gamer 4 Gamer ( PC )

March 26, 2007 - Leave a Response

Gamer 4 Gamer ( PC ) – m4w – 24

Hello everyone . I’m a swm , 24, 5′8, 155lb, dark hair and eyes , facial hair , rocker kind of guy . I don’t have issues finding women but I do have issues never being able to find a great one who shares my interests.
I’m looking for a women who enjoys video games and smoking 420. I don’t care what kind, just have a passion for it .Oh and please love music. I can be described as , blunt , unique , and caring . Smoker , 420 friendly A ++ . Tell me what games your into now and we can take it from there.

You know, shit like that.

March 22, 2007 - Leave a Response

Snugglin and shit – m4w – 36 (Upper East Side)

Sitting here all alone thinking id rather have company.
Cute, smart, sexy company would be best of all.
Maybe some smooching, some snuggling.
You know, shit like that.
I look okay really.
Just a dude looking for a chick.

March 10, 2007 - Leave a Response

delicate, patient artist wanting to make beautiful love – w4m – 30 (brooklyn)
Man looking to Mollest and Rape a female – m4w – 36
Any females want to fuck an older fat white male – m4w (Murray Hill)
Are you looking for a small one? – m4w – 31 (suffolk)
watch me cum all over myself – m4w – 33
Any ladies like to have their tits fucked? – m4w (Midtown West)
I have huge boobs and want to get tittyfucked. – w4m – 28
I want to fuck your wife, or girlfriend in the ass – m4mw – m4w – 33
suck me off in my truck – m4t – 38
Hurry! The Grammy’s is starting in 20 minutes!!!!! – m4w – 31 (Midwood)
WHO FUCKING TONIGHT? – m4w – 30 (DRIVE TO YOU)
I like to meet a women – m4w – 47

smoke all my pot, fuck me, leave

February 12, 2007 - One Response

bklyn pothead woman wanted to come over and fuck me and smoke my pot – m4w – 999

come over and watch little miss sunshine, smoke all my pot, fuck me, leave. Or, meet me in a coffee shop, have a piece of pie, get to know each other, date for a few weeks, sleep together, talk about the future, become a couple, live together, get married, have kids, and die.