Don’t worry, I am hung. September 26, 2009

best nsa idea ever – m4w – 33 (Park Slope)
Please read this entire post before responding. I have a great idea. NSA stranger 3some. Here’s the deal. Ladies respond, and I will compile those who “match astrologically”
Of course I am the guy. Don’t worry, I am hung. We go back and forth until we all [...]

was anyone at dave matthews last night? April 15, 2009

was anyone at dave matthews last night? – 31 (BROOKLYN)
so i was at dave matthews last night at the garden. it was so sick. I’ve never seen so many high and drunk people b4 in one place. actually i have at giants stadium years ago at a dave matthews concert lol and even more [...]

I want like to meet you March 16, 2009

I want like to meet you m4w – 23
Thank you for your time. Let me introduce myself. I am looking for a women who is taller or shorter than me. I am about 5 feet 5 inches tall. I am an Asian American who no accent. SAM. I welcome women (White, Asian, Chinese, [...]

As I get older, the need to sleep in my own bed and not in a jail cell is becoming increasingly exigent October 30, 2007

Are you a cute girl that likes smart guys whom commit crimes? – 23
Then look no further, because I’m the guy for you. I’m remarkably handsome, in my early twenties, smart as a whip, and have been arrested 6 times! As I get older, the need to sleep in my own bed and not in [...]

Labrator seeking for a girlfriend September 19, 2007

Labrator seeking for a girlfriend – 8
Hi, I am a Black Labrator my name is Tego, 8 months male, I am very friendly and a good swimmer. I want to meet a beautiful lady, Labrador, we can be a nice couple and friends. And maybe in a future we can have a nice family. Please [...]

Just the role play, and dry humping. August 25, 2007

ALIEN sissy fetish? – m4w – 23
I’m minding my own business one day, when suddenly, I’m kidnapped by aliens. The aliens, of course, intend to do all sorts of bizarre experiments on me… but, to their chagrin, I’m a MAN! Their teleporter must have malfunctioned!
The aliens are halfway back to Andromeda galaxy by the [...]

but I would like to do something after you pass out August 25, 2007

Need a place for 420? Drinking? – m4w
You need a place to do your 420? (Supply your own) But I have free alcohol for free you. You want a place to crash and pass out? I have it, but I would like to do something after you pass out, and there’ll be no penetration ;)
Send [...]

BUTT FUCKING IN A MOVIE THEATRE April 24, 2007

BUTT FUCKING IN A MOVIE THEATRE – m4w
LETS GO TO A MOVIE THAT STINKS AND SIT WAY IN THE BACK. YOU SIT ON MY LAP I MOVE YOUR PANITES YOU WEDGE MY COCK BETWEEN YOUR BUTT CHEEKS AND TAKE MY COCK ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE ROOT AND BOUNCE UP AND DOWN WHILE I [...]

I’m willing to buy a 6 pack of Budweiser for you dykes April 18, 2007

Any of you dykes down to watch while I j/o in the corner? – w4w – 31
I’m willing to buy a 6 pack of Budweiser for you dykes that are willing to go at it in front of me while I jerk off and drink scotch and chain smoke cigarettes. Any help in this matter [...]

Generous Daddy looking for Christian Submissive Wife April 4, 2007

Generous Daddy looking for Christian Submissive Wife – 47
Professional man seeking submissive christian wife who knows how to serve and that I am the master of the house and her purposefully design is to fulfill/quench my desires sexually, mentally, emotionally, intellectually and physically. When needed you will received loving discipline and emotional rewards. Be [...]